Matt Klein Mack Lines

02 Sep: Yes, I Have X-Ray Vision

I grab my double espresso and large green iced tea and head to my normal spot in the corner, facing the wall. I'm not sure what I'm going to do. The woman was just wrong enough for me to deny everything and roll my eyes with a clear conscience. And, it doesn't take more than a quick google search to find out that X-ray glasses are only real in science fiction. But, how did she know that I have have X-ray vision?